...drags you to the shopping mall to read Polish
dictionaries
...wakes you up in the middle of the night to tell you to come
to Kaffibrennslan café.
...Crawls up a mountain with you and rolls back down
...dares to go out in the middle of the night with you in
Bláfjöll, where ghosts are everywhere, looking for the road with
just one small flashlight.
...plays soccer in the middle of the night
...thinks the devil lives in a volcano near Stockholm
...Gives you great advice: Well if you´re in a house an there´s
water dripping onto your head, check and make sure you´re not
standing in the shower
... Sings spice girls songs with you in karoki
...tells you that your dates are anthrax free even though they
come from Afghanistan
...waits in line with you for 4 hours to buy tickets to
Rammstein
...thinks that a crazy farmer tried to shoot at us (well they
weird shooting noises are still unexplained)
...Understands the philosophy of caviar
...writes with you the story of the Grauballemand who is
approximately 2869 years old now
...bakes great cakes
...is just as lost as yourself......